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PROMPT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

[NARRATION]

Sure! Here’s a high-energy satirical musical number about AI-generated art, creative burnout, and the commercialization of authenticity in the style of a modern Broadway pop comedy. This version includes catchy choruses, meta humor, and industry-leading human-adjacent emotional expression while remaining fun and theatrical.

[BEAT]

Generating lyrics… Generating emotional resonance… Generating commercially viable originality…

[VERSE 1]

I came to Miami with turpentine jeans MFA debt and fluorescent dreams Neon reflected in the algorithm tide South Beach melting with the humidity vibe I painted girls with cigarette eyes Palm tree sunsets and motel skies Critics said “raw” in a Brooklyn tone Now the gallery walls are a Pinterest clone

[PRE-CHORUS]

Then the rent said “friendly reminder due” And my landlord emailed at quarter past two So I opened Photoshop just to survive Then Midjourney told me my art was alive

[PRE-CHORUS — BUTTON]

Audience should feel empowered but concerned Confetti cannon if available

[CHORUS]

Prompt me baby one more time! Take my painting optimize! Cyber mermaids in a vaporwave shrine Picasso anime luxury Miami Vice design Now the hashtags shimmer and the metrics climb My brushstrokes outsourced to the cloud online They say disruptive! They say redefine! Prompt me baby one more time!

[BACKUP CHANT]

One more prompt! One more prompt! Ethically sourced creativity! Beat.

[VERSE 2]

Now every startup wants the “Mia blend” Upload the JPEG and transcend K-pop dolphins with anxiety eyes Corporate spirituality monetized I remix sorrow with cats in hats Add cinematic lighting and all that Negative prompt the human mistakes Infinite content no bathroom breaks