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SLOP: The Musical — Part 4 of 15

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SCENE 3

THE SALE / CHEF’S KISS

(KIMMY drops the drinks and gives MIA a long, world-weary look.)

KIMMY

Last visionary who sat here now sells AI headshots to realtors. Godspeed.

RON

(a big, warm smile for MIA)

Mia. Finally. Someone who gets that talent without leverage is just expensive therapy with better lighting.

G

If what they’re buying is Mia, what happens when Mia isn’t in the thing they’re buying?

RON

(a slow turn toward G)

I’m sorry—what was your name again? It’s just the one letter, right? Like a variable?

G

It’s G. Short for—

RON

Right, T. Got it. Adorable.